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Meet Paul Marturano. He's thirty-two years old from New Hope, PA and he sang a stalkerish song to Paula. That was his audition. On his performance he walked towards Paula getting closer and closer. That made Simon call the security.


Paul Marturano Stalker Lyrics
This is a love song that I wrote for Paula Abdul
There is this girl I know,
I follow her around;
She hasn't noticed me,
It really gets me down.
I broke into her house,
When she wasn't there;
Took off all my clothes,
and tried on her underwear.
I'm always thinking of her;
I really think that I love her.
I'm not much of a talker,
So I guess that I'll just stalk her.
And I'll stalk her.
If she were a doggie,
I would walk her;
If she were a blackboard,
I would chalk her;
If I were Colombo,
I'd Peter Falk her;
But I'm not,
So I'll just stalk her.
If she were up to bat with a guy on first;
I would balk her;
If she were Wilona from Good Times,
I'd be Jimmie Walker;
If she were a bathtub;
I would caulk her.




Check his Myspace here.

Marturano, born and raised just outside Philadelphia, PA has been making his living performing all over the country for the past 10 years, moonlighting as a Billy Joel/Elton John Style Piano Man in Atlantic City Casinos, at colleges, Universities and even on luxury cruise liners.

Marturano has released two CDs of original songs which are available on CDbaby.com, Itunes, and at http://paulpiano.net .

Paulpiano.net also features video footage of Paul's band along with a variety of information about Paul Marturano including his ties to Regis Philbin, Jackie Martling, and Les Paul.

Marturano is also partially responsible for The Hairy Aureolas, a foul yet clever politically incorrect musical comedy duo, where Marturano plays the infamous Pauly Nipple. Robbie and Pauly Nipple have appeared on FOX, TLC, and even starred in a VH1 pilot called Just Visiting that never made it to air. The song that he sang to Paula Abdul -Stalker- is available along with two Hairy Aureolas CDs, Rotten Box and 17 Songs that Will Make You Want To Kill Your Retarded Step-Brother on CDbaby, Itunes and http://hairya.net You must be 18 years of age to enter hairya.net .

For the past five years, Paul and some friends have been saving animals from euthanization in overcrowded animal shelters and founded Loli's Place, Inc. The goal of Loli's Place, Inc. is to build No-Kill Animal Shelters all over the country and to encourage spaying and neutering until the euthanization of animals becomes a thing of the past.

According to Marturano, his dog, Loli, passed on in October of 2005, while he was away performing at a college in WI. Since then, he has vowed to give a piece of everything he does to the animals and has taken the first step as one of the founding board members of Loli's Place, Inc. Marturano plan's to donate a large portion of his CD sales and The Hairy Aureolas CD sales as well as a portion of profits from any performances to Loli's Place, Inc. Loli's Place, the children's book is due out by the end of the year. For more information please visit http://lolisplace.com [source]